I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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