why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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