Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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