So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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