KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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