We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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