She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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