no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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