It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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