i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
This is classic penis vs brain.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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