Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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