I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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