used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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