I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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