just come out here and I will go home with you...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I still have a little drunk in my system
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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