when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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