No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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