You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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