i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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