Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Randomize
