he shaved USA in his pubs
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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