I hate all girls vehemently.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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