thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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