'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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