I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Drake has all the answers
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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