She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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