physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
