guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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