Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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