Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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