i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
