everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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