All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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