HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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