Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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