I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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