I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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