maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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