The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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