I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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