Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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