I hope mine doesn't look like that
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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