the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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