come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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