Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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