Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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