If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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