Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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