This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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