so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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